I hate motorcycles in penang!

I love Penang.
But driving in Penang is sometimes..

so stressful

First of all, I'm pretty sure everyone knows this,
the motorcyclists all hate themselves, and somehow are always suicidal.


They throw themselves into harm's way whenever a chance presents itself.

So there i am, driving happily on the streets of Penang island, with motorcycles at a safe distance far behind me.

Ahh, what a wonderful day.

And everybody knows that when you say, " ahh, what a wonderful day", you are going to get fucked.

Because, out of a sudden, a suicidal motorcyclist will choose the blind spot from your side mirror

and freaking cut into your lane at maniacal speed.

And when you think that's enough to kill you and cause your myocardial infarction,

these suicidal motorcyclists have more in store for you.

OMG! argggghhh!

why are they on such a path to self-destruction? WHy why why?

Dont fuck with sugar gliders

Making your place safer every night

My Baby Love Child

Baby Love Child is his mighty name! RAWRRR!!! It goes well with the song ^^









My baby love child pink lion walking in the sahara desert to sleep under the tree (a.k.a Seymour)

The Sugar Glider Who Couldn't Glide

Well Well Well....

Today was a bright and beautiful day, a little chilly but my room was filled with the awesome uv rays of our favourite star, Madam Sunny (very good for the skin, i must say).

Thus, I decided to skip happily to the kitchen, wrap up the rubbish and take it out ( to those who are unfamiliar with my apartment, there's a rubbish chute down the hall where we just dump our rubbish 26 floors down and hear a satisfying smash after 7 secs)


Anyway, since i just woke up, i looked like the usual hobo but i thought "what the heck, its no fashion walk down the hall!" Right?

WRONG!!

After hearing the smash of my rubbish down the chute, I continued my light double skip back to my door, when suddenly......

The door to my neighbour's apartment opened and out came several Heidi Klums and Naomi Campbells.

All i could do was think "what the bluckering bluck kinda luck is this frack!" while scurried away like a sugar glider who couldn't glide and has a hobo fashion sense.

Thus, my theory that there EXISTS Murhphy's Rubbish Throwing Law is proven.

Cheer up mothafuckas

Anyways, the world isn't just gonna go bright and shiny the way you want it to.
Dream on.

So just try to be happy with whatever stuff you get.
:)

Of broken Mirrors and card-eating machines

It all started with the mirror. That freaking mirror.
Well, it didn't do anything much except show me my reflection and break. >.<
So i presumed there was nothing much.

So there i was gallivanting upon the streets near the place i stay. And suddenly i was
ASSAILED by a sudden spontaneous thought.

why dont i withdraw money from the atm machine nearby?


And so i proceeded to the bank with such style that three pigeons died when i floated by.

I ambled into the bank and headed straight to the atm machine [ in which turned out to be a deposit machine ]

I was shocked.

And disappointed with myself.

Unfazed, i strutted with confidence towards the atm machine.

And that buggered thing chomped on my card and told me.

Your card has been retained.


I like to retain cards cause i am a motherfucker . IN YOUR FACE loyal customer of this bank! BIATCH! 

Figure 1: machine chomping my card

Without wasting a breath, i pulled out my hand phone and dialed the help line.

Hours later, i managed to hear it ringing. Which i thought was the end of the nightmare, but no..  hell no.

I proceeded to wait for years, until the cows that walked by the bank returned home, had babies and passed away peacefully.

Figure 2: Me waiting 

When someone finally answered my phone, the age had already caught up on me. Tears were flowing down my cheeks cause I had already presumed i might have only gotten my questions solved in the afterlife. (<- which is quite a nice song from A7x)

Figure 3: Me pissed

So, i got so pissed I called for backup.

Ya'll know that mah backup aint just for show yo.  haha.

And with that, i ended the battle with quite a happy note.

Happy? :)

This song just makes me happy ^^