Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Of broken Mirrors and card-eating machines

It all started with the mirror. That freaking mirror.
Well, it didn't do anything much except show me my reflection and break. >.<
So i presumed there was nothing much.

So there i was gallivanting upon the streets near the place i stay. And suddenly i was
ASSAILED by a sudden spontaneous thought.

why dont i withdraw money from the atm machine nearby?


And so i proceeded to the bank with such style that three pigeons died when i floated by.

I ambled into the bank and headed straight to the atm machine [ in which turned out to be a deposit machine ]

I was shocked.

And disappointed with myself.

Unfazed, i strutted with confidence towards the atm machine.

And that buggered thing chomped on my card and told me.

Your card has been retained.


I like to retain cards cause i am a motherfucker . IN YOUR FACE loyal customer of this bank! BIATCH! 

Figure 1: machine chomping my card














Without wasting a breath, i pulled out my hand phone and dialed the help line.

Hours later, i managed to hear it ringing. Which i thought was the end of the nightmare, but no..  hell no.

I proceeded to wait for years, until the cows that walked by the bank returned home, had babies and passed away peacefully.

Figure 2: Me waiting 





When someone finally answered my phone, the age had already caught up on me. Tears were flowing down my cheeks cause I had already presumed i might have only gotten my questions solved in the afterlife. (<- which is quite a nice song from A7x)
Figure 3: Me pissed








So, i got so pissed I called for backup.

Ya'll know that mah backup aint just for show yo.  haha.







And with that, i ended the battle with quite a happy note.

1 comment:

Panzer Templer said...

yeah!!! sugar gliders own cimb's ass :D dun let ur only hair fall coz of cimb :D