Life would be easier in uni ... if i were a sugar glider

If i were a sugar glider:

i) Lecture sessions would be easier, provided i grew a mustache.


I would glide on top of the lecturer in circles, preferably at speeds above 10000000000 rpm. causing the air pressure above him to change to such an extent,
he would be warped away into another dimension. And hence save the class two hours of their precious lives where they could be spending on drugs, alcohol and what not.

Figure 1a : Before warping

Figure 1b: After warping

ii) earn some respect by leaving a Mohawk, because EVERYONE knows not to mess with a sugar glider with a Mohawk.

Figure 2: Mohawk flying is cool

Pros of Mohawk: - fashionable
                           - earn some respect in the streets
                           - if you invest enough wax, you could make it hard enough to kill people

Cons:  it is hard to fly sideways with a Mohawk. (Wind resistance)