Well, it didn't do anything much except show me my reflection and break. >.<
So i presumed there was nothing much.
So there i was gallivanting upon the streets near the place i stay. And suddenly i was
ASSAILED by a sudden spontaneous thought.
why dont i withdraw money from the atm machine nearby?
And so i proceeded to the bank with such style that three pigeons died when i floated by.
I ambled into the bank and headed straight to the atm machine [ in which turned out to be a deposit machine ]
I was shocked.
And disappointed with myself.
Unfazed, i strutted with confidence towards the atm machine.
And that buggered thing chomped on my card and told me.
Your card has been retained.
I like to retain cards cause i am a motherfucker . IN YOUR FACE loyal customer of this bank! BIATCH!
Figure 1: machine chomping my card |
Without wasting a breath, i pulled out my hand phone and dialed the help line.
Hours later, i managed to hear it ringing. Which i thought was the end of the nightmare, but no.. hell no.
I proceeded to wait for years, until the cows that walked by the bank returned home, had babies and passed away peacefully.
Figure 2: Me waiting |
When someone finally answered my phone, the age had already caught up on me. Tears were flowing down my cheeks cause I had already presumed i might have only gotten my questions solved in the afterlife. (<- which is quite a nice song from A7x)
Figure 3: Me pissed |
So, i got so pissed I called for backup.
Ya'll know that mah backup aint just for show yo. haha.
And with that, i ended the battle with quite a happy note.
1 comment:
yeah!!! sugar gliders own cimb's ass :D dun let ur only hair fall coz of cimb :D
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