Pets I would buy

Pets i would buy if i had the chance:

i) buy a hundred Sugar gliders. And let them glide around my room, 

something like this. but x 100 of them. cause they are so darn cool.

And i took the time to draw this because when i wanted to copy an image URL from google, but they bitched to me about copyright infringement and stuff. 

Why are sugar gliders cool? 

 a )  cause they can glide around  the room in circles. If you train them hard enough, they will fly in circles fast enough to open a vortex that will allow you to slow down time. 

  b) they have nice fur coats , nice to sleep on. (note: not recommended as might cause suffocation and consequent death of sugar glider)

  c) They can Hang on yer shoulder .. which means you can bring them to lecture classes and talk to them when you don't want to answer a question from the lecturer. 

 d) They make perfect sparring partners, and more importantly assassins 

ii) buy an exotic spider like the Jumping spider to eat all the mosquitoes in my room. There seems to be an never-ending supply of those little bitches sucking away at my blood. After a brief calculation, i think i have lost enough blood to make even a cow shit in its pants. (Not that cows have pants). <- if you didn't already know. 

Picture from wiki : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumping_spider

I seriously suspect there's a mosquito breeder out somewhere near my townhouse. They come in swarms and just attack you, sucking every drop of blood and bringing it back somewhere to the zergling hive or something. I swear a cow would die of blood lost (Exsanguination)  if a quarter of those in my room decide to go cow-hunting. 

Here are some fun facts about jumping spiders:

  a) they jump pretty well

  b)  They have a well-developed internal hydraulic system which extends their limbs by altering the pressure of body fluid( spider gooey blood) within them. 

 c) They have awesome vision. They have very good vision centered in their Anterior Median Eyes(AME). 

     They may have up to four different kinds of receptor cells, with different absoroption spectra, giving them     the possibility of up to tetrachromatic color vision. ( Like the zebrafish, and the mantis shrimp) <- i think they should be buddies.